I was about to congratulate the Washington Post for the headline 'Camilla, from mistress to Mrs'. Except they've gone and changed it.

Prince Charles is is to marry his 'long-term companion', his 'partner' and even his 'paramour'.

Call a spade a spade. She's his mistress.

He should have been allowed to marry her in the first place, instead of being forced into a sham alternative. Although the Royal family clearly benefited from the fresh blood.

Note to self: Must not stay in the office ranting on a Friday night. There are pubs out there that need my custom.

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